did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
i swear i thought i was the only one who did this
new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
Just Hold On We’re Going Home - Arctic Monkeys
I can’t get over you
you left your mark on me
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.
The music puns. My people.
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
Bic makes lighters and school supplies
Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos
I make you sad and sexually frustrated